You may not find this funny, I hope you don't take this to heart, but I know that holding it in just really ain't that smart, so if this does offend you, my apologies from the start, but all if this carrying on has made me want to fart. ;)
When it's comes to funny, kinda, did you know I'd break your vag-------
I know I'm smart, but the friggin "assessment tests" that you have to take on a computer to get a job don't give a ****.
Your a woman, and Sun Tzu tells me the greatest tactical maneuver is the one in which I reap the most gain at the least cost. So... I will just wait for your own heart to betray you as most women's hearts do. Time is on my side, my sweet. i shall be waiting at the finish line, see you there. (soft smile)