Your knickers and thighs were on show by accident on a live TV interview, they were really lovely and you now have a fan club.
Oh no... you're my long lost dad? mx:))
TUT... now I spose I gotta feed ya. mx:))
Well.... you gotta shower first, 'cos dad.. as dads go... you're a stinking dad. mx:))
Stop it dad... after all these years and you got questions for ME? Now get in the shower or there's no dinner for you... see I learned good, I members the rules. mx:))
Not lying can be awkward, I agree.