Say something really mean, or go on some nonsensical rant. Ya, that'll really show him!
no fvcking sh1t sherlock...
Exactly. The sound of a tree falling in a wood where no one listens. Let his words lie on the floor of his spirit, decay and be consumed.
You said that quote a little wrong, but the correct answer would be, no trees don't make sounds they make vibrations, which your advanced brain turns into sounds.