I replied "No, you don't understand human jokes" "Oh yeah, because humans are just so clever and I'm just a stupid dog?" He complained. "Ok" I said "Knock Knock" Then he ran off shouting "It's the door, it's the door, quick, quick, somebody is at the door" ....
This morning my dog asked me to take him to the library as his books were overdue.
your more barking mad than your dog lol