Just call the 10 lords a leaping construction company. I'm sure they can do it pretty quickly.
Did you know, if you got together all 12 days of Christmas in today's market, it would cost $107,000!
That must be one massive bath tub if you have 7 swans in there. After you clean it up, I think I'll get some bubble bath and take a soak myself.
I got seven ducks this morning... Damn cheapskates. Where are my swans?! But we have a pool, join us if you want. We also have cookies. And waffles. Everybody likes cookies and waffles.
Fireworks. Illegal ones preferably. You know with illegal fireworks that they're gonna be good you see. Or blow off your face but that doesn't matter because one of my ducks is a doctor.
I hope they're from Mexico... My ducks have got pool chairs ready for your swans. These damn ducks are so excited because they are socially awkward and never leave the pool.
I'll do it on the condition that my swans can come over for swim parties. I don't know about yours, but my seventh swan is lonely and needs a date.
You really ought to let 'em go free...and feed 'em some white bread! they like that...I doubt you'll get a pool....unless you buy one....haha!!
Holden-'em hostage, eh?...good luck wit dat!....haha!!!