**** you, that's why.
"personal reasons", "myob", or "i've been waiting for you to come along"
Something like "I can't find one who knows how to **** and isn't dumb as a rock" usually this only gets asked at parties by my friend's wives who are attempting to introduce me to their single friends which annoys me beyond words.
"I like to think I deserve 'the best'."
I haven't met the right woman yet, when it happens, it happens.
I havent found the right person yet
i think sometimes things are not in our hands so we can not do anything.When the time comes things happen.
Adk them why are you married? And when they say they found the one they love say well I haven't.
"Cos it makes it easier for me to bonk your wife"
I ran out of places to hide the bodies.
I say, I've been half of a couple, I prefer being single. If they press it, I tell them to *LEAVE IT* and then I snarl.
I chose to be......
I have never been a chacer of women, And woman have never chaced me.
cuz the people who bring the massages and THE DAMN DOVES
BRING IT ALL WRONG AND CRUMBLED ??
Why aren't you single?
Because I don't have a girlfriend.
Because shut the fúck up it's none of your business..I actually only say that with the look I give them..
Because I am smart!
I'm not single .. but when I was, I'd just tell them I haven't met the right person for me and I'm happy enjoying the single life.
Just end it there. It's none of their business.