Dear Ned..<br />
i have a problem...i feel like strangling everyone in my home...the dogs, the kids, the TV, the kitchen, how do i cope with this? <br />
( i can't believe i'm asking an aussie for help)

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Sorry do not help Kiwi's

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stalking off in a huff...bloody useless bastards the aussies....muttering ..kangeroo humping bastards....

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Dear Ned,<br />
There's this woman on this site- and my my is she obsessed with me. How do i deal with this? Tis not my fault i dont like women. Please help. <br />
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Sincerely,<br />
Ediez

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You have to let her down gently tell her you gay - lol

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lol

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Dear Ned:<br />
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I recently discovered that I have pixies living in my attic. Have I the right to charge them rent, and what should I serve them for lunch?<br />
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Sincerely, Confuzzled

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DONT stop taking your medication as they are FBI agents

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Oh, dear.

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dear nABBY. should i cook my rosemary/mint lambroast in the oven or camp oven?<br />
don't **** this up now XD

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Put it on a BBQ with a touch of mint

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its a big roll. could take a while on the hot plate

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FFS get a bigger BBQ, GOD newcastle people are slow - lol

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:) now now nABBY i got feelings

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Dear Ned, I have a strange perversion for imagining Agony Uncles naked, please help me! Fallen x

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Are you still taking LSD

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I can do if it makes me more attractive.

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Even Americans?! You sure havelowered your standards NedKelly

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I always help the underdogs and needy

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hey!!!!!!!!!! i thought we were the underdogs and needy Neddy...

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No you do sheep not dogs - lol

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BAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

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"Even Americans" ! What an honor ! Dear Ned, is there any truth to the rumor that the Sydney Opera House is haunted ?

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Only when our Prime Minister Julia Gilliard visits

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OOPS ! ~ controversial , GOOD LUCK !

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Dont need luck I need protection

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Help the Americans.....are you proud of what your doing? lol

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My daily good deeds

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Sounds more like a chore

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can I borrow some money?

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We are not buying Carroll or Torres

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haha, its not for that, I want a hooker

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Hope its not a granny hooker

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he's getting on a bit but I dont judge simply by age

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Cool, how good are you at math?

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Very good BUT will not do your homework

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Dear Ned Abby:<br />
My Cat Loves the Smell of coffee as I scoop it into the coffee machine. HAS to have a whif. Is this normal? What can I do about it? Signed...Coffee loving Cat!

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