im innocent i tell you

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I sentence you to another marriage, dont ever tell me your innocent

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oh please can i have some other kind of death sentence

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Mistaking a Kiwi for an Ausie. (Death penalty cannot be applied where I live)

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ROFL!

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You are sentenced to live in Alabama with a redneck family for 2 months

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I think I'll advocate lifting the death penalty where I live.

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HILARIOUS

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How--the Kiwi is the one attached to the sheep at the hips, isn't he?

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hey...we have long beaks...how bloody hard is it???

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OH NO anything but that!!!!!!!!!!

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I hid the television controls.

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A cruel and evil women I see, NO Cell phone for a month

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Crime?<br />
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Constantly taking the **** out of Aussie cricket.<br />
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It is only retribution for years of you having done it, lol.

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You must visit Anfield and pledge your loyalty to Liverpool

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lol....

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jfiif fifuve....(sorry, i was hearing ya Nimbus,i got over excited)....i mean high five Nimbus...

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I still haven't taken the tinsel off the roll bars in my car and drove like a rally driver hounding other people off the road to and from work.

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Yes i do remember the rude gesture you gave me, 21 lashes in my office later

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streaking at the cricket , your honour i was only showing them my bat

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6 months in NSW

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oh good , cant wait

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I brought soap and water to an occupy wall st meeting

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You can only use a tooth brush to clean

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I still have 3 loads of laundry to fold and that floor won't vacuum itself. I, you see, I've been on EP for the better part of the day.

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Well get in the kitchen cook my dinner and clean the swimming pool at my house

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No jail, no fine!

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Thanks for reminding me, 1 night listening to Sarah Palin

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I'll build my own gallows

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If it only had a rinse cycle

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poking aussies with a stick...but the stick wasn't THAT sharp....batting cat eyelashes....batt batt batt...

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I just can't help it when I see that pair of shoe! <br />
Oh and that bag! plus that dress!<br />
Please, please don't let him know! ;)

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12 lashes

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No! I'd like to appeal on the sentence! ;)
I should be sentenced to get more bags and shoes! ;)

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I am male

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You can work with Julia Gillard for a month

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Oh gawd no please..... cant you just kill me? Id rather that than have to serve her corrupted facist agenda...

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Judge Ned I need a tooth pulled. Will you pull the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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A wannabe comedian, 2 nights listening to Sarah Palin and Kim Kardashian talking

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Nooooo....Not that Judge! Please have Mercy!

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I made love in a judge's banana vehicle.

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That was my vehicle, so you can go to prison and be in isolation for 3months

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swapped the chocolate bars for XLax at the supermarket

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3months on a deserted island

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I tooted my own horn !

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You will now have to work on a BEE FARM for 3months

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I'm pleading the fifth. <br />
OK I'm English but I'm pleading it anyway!

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Tell someone that cares, you can sleep with Hugh Hefner

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Oh fck no he's way too old lol

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I broke wind and blamed it on the nearest child *blush*

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You can work in a kindergarten for 3months

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today i was super nice to the pooblic.......i can't even look in the mirror anymore?! ;-P........lay it on me!

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i need the clothes to stop the blood flow

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You will be employed at Hooters

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I spilled your milk. =/

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12 lashes

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NO....JUST NO!!!

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A rebel I see, a good spanking after the court closes today - lol

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You don't get to do these things to me. I enjoy that too much and I only allow people who deserve it to do that to me. And you are not on my nice list right now Ned. NO....just NO!!

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