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PoetryNEmotion PoetryNEmotion 51-55, F 14 Answers Feb 26, 2012

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Any man who values his marriage and peace in his house has learned to always put the toilet seat down and the toilet lid down if you have cats or small children. It is not worth the fight or cleaning up the mess if you don't.

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Yes.....You are indeed wise.

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Thank you. I like peace so I have learned.

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I don't go out behind a barn. I just have enough common sense and respect not to start a fight when one is not needed. It really isn't an issue in my house because when we had our house built, we had a urinal and a toilet built in the master bathroom. It isn't an issue. For the other areas of the house, it might be but I don't allow it to be. Simple.

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In my home the seat is often left up and my *** has met up with the chilly cold toilet water at 3:00 in the morning! My blood curdling screams and angry, loud expletives usually manage to wake up my sleeping dearest husband so its all fair in the end, lol.

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I will send flowers to his grave but hope that you spare his life.

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Haha!

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Sweet revenge by cold bum! I like!

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The spider's or her husband's? LOL!

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seperate bathrooms

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No. Two can share just fine. Compromise is part of a life together.

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Use a squat toilet...

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Not familiar with this.

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Google 'Japanese squat toilet'. Also find out about 'benefits of using a squat toilet'... I think you'll like it.

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Thanks. I will check it out!

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Both should be down. I use the toliet for the removal of spiders, I don't squish them I just catch them and flush them, I call it spider relocation. Anyways so my good deeds don't go unpunished, I'm always a little scared they will try to crawl back out so I like the lid down.

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Scoop them up on a paper and run to the door and set them free. They are good. They eat insects.

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Can't we already have scorpions for bug eating... I have to relocate them, they have 8 legs, 8 legs, I've read they can live when flushed... I'm just relocating them to waterfront property.

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Both are UP , 99% of the time in my house ... Ya' know; it is just as easy for a woman to put a toilet seat DOWN as it is for a guy to put it UP ....

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But do you wash your hands?

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Of course I wash my hands .... doesn't everyone ???

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No. Isn't that gross.

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Seat up Lid down.

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Down, up.

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Down.

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Wow, that's one confused toilet seat.

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