The Nerd floated serenely in his oval glass capsule filled with warm, nutrient filled fluid – attached to the outside world by a series of tubes and probes, and one single Internet connection plugged firmly to the back of his skull. He was an odd creature – thin, wasted body, arms and legs, and a huge head! Lovingly watching over him were The Professor and his Assistant, Brainard, who, as well as drawing mega-salaries on grant money for The Nerd – hoped that he would awaken to full life one day and use that enormous brain to solve all of the world's problems. So – to keep him happy and content – they fed him daily through the tubes on a mix of pies, pizza, fried chicken, beer and sugar-filled soda pop – all homogenised into a single syrupy mix that flowed into his veins and kept him and that enormous brain functioning at top speed!
I truly have no words.
Check out Mystery Science Theater, your story calls to mind an old b movie about a woman's head kept alive. Wish I could recall the title.