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When one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his bum! If you don't mind my asking said the second, 'That cork looks uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?' 'I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is permanently stuck in my bum.' 'I do not understand,' said the other. The first Arab says, 'I was walking along Russell Street, and tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke and a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire, with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out. He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish...' I said, 'No ****?' God Bless Australia
NedKelly1 NedKelly1 56-60, M 3 Answers Mar 24, 2011

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