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Unwanted errectus...?

Guys we get them all the time at the most innapropiate times, last week it happened during a meeting, so I thought of Ron Jeremy in a thong and flacidity was qiuck, what do you do as cure to the bonerous problem?
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Thank God I don't have that problem, but would you rather have period stains?
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 9:39PM
i have no idea why Ron Jeremy is a famous pr0n star


Dude is so fckin' guly! I don't care how "big" his thing is..

no way. .not even in hell.
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 10:09PM
LMAO!!!! How did i end up in this room??? *runs away*
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 9:39PM
**********. Get some funny looks on the train..
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 9:32PM
OUCH!! Maybe you should go to the doctor for that, OR just go the bathroom until it calms down. If all else fails, call your wife or girlfriend whichever you have then uhmmm, I think you know- just consider it dam it. ;-)
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 11:04PM
What kind of meeting was it that gave you a b0ner? A breast jiggling meeting?
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 9:25PM
ROFLMAO if you come up with a real solution to this - I will personally find someone to write you a check. This has been an issue around since before you were a zygote.
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 9:25PM
I always told my son he just had to PEE.......So go PEE...and it will go away.....LMAO
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 9:26PM
It is perfectly natural for this to happen to a man. If it bugs people it is their problem not mine.
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 9:38PM
Uhhh...
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 9:39PM
I can force it down with the power of my will.
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 9:41PM
As a doctor and surgeon, Errectus moments are highest from age 14 - 25, and some guys with high testosterone levels will be more apt to have more frequent erections, as are certain men who are more easily aroused than others. Certain movements like buses or trains can be enough stimulation to cause an erection. Day dreams often cause erections because endorphins are released while in that subconscious state. As you get older they'll disappear and you'll hate yourself for every writing this, I promise!
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Posted Oct 21st, 2009 at 10:18PM
He're he're,Elliott90,so very true,it does settle down as you get older,but hate my self NO.I'm so glad now,that it obeys me when I give it a command,instead of poking its head out to see what's about when it feels like.
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