It's against my religion to celebrate Valentine's Day. How are you celebrating?
I want to simply send a card but I have to go to the post office to do it because its going to the UK
Nothing...and nobody :(
A bong. so I can get nice and intimate with mary J.
Gonna buy her some bacon c:
I don't have one.
Zilch, nada, nothing. :). Don't have that someone special. It's all good though.