My 1990 RX-7, but one could argue whether or not she's inanimate.
my mouse, click click click
I have a lot of fun on my dirtbike but I also have an old wooden wardrobe that has stained glass panels and a massive mirror that I absolutley love. I honestly couldn't choose one over the other. The bike could be replaced easier though
My pet rock--or rather my lost pet rock. There are huge memorials to him all over the planet.
my soundsystem :D
My Acoustic Guitar