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WORLD WIDE PHONE SURVEY -- Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN, where is your country and is it true

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"


The survey was a huge failure because of the following:


1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant


2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant


3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant


4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant


5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant


6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant


7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant


8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent

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    tassiedave66 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by tassiedave66 1 Feb 4th, 2012 at 2:47AM

    ned ned ned .....you un pc bastard u

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  1. NedKelly1 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by NedKelly1 Feb 4th, 2012 at 3:04AM

    Easy to say ferk them

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  1. serenitypending - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by serenitypending Feb 4th, 2012 at 2:52AM

    As an American...I sometimes wish this were true and we really didnt have to know about"the rest of the world." You figure it out

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  2. CountSpatula - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by CountSpatula Feb 4th, 2012 at 2:47AM

    I'm a # 7 who would have done the # 8 thing.

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  3. Nimbus007 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Nimbus007 Feb 4th, 2012 at 3:55AM

    What's a telephone? lol

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  4. NedKelly1 - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by NedKelly1 Feb 4th, 2012 at 4:00AM

    That is something that rings and people answer it - lol

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  5. Gemzaayy - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Gemzaayy Feb 4th, 2012 at 3:02AM

    LOL

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  6. unlimited - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by unlimited Feb 4th, 2012 at 2:46AM

    LOL

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