Have it bronzed.

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you know how the taxidermists make dead animals like preserved and stuff...might ask them how much it would cost to have your **** done like that.

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Avoiding me as I am so sexy it goes hard a **** at once then gets loose.

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Stay hard for how long exactly? You mean permanently? Or five minutes? Or an hour? And for what purpose? If it's to hang your towel from when you get out of the shower ... sounds like it might be a little ambitious. You need to be more specific about what you have in mind.

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Like a 2 days so it can be played with all night

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I'd say that a couple of little blue pills might do the trick! (not that I'm recommending you take drugs of course ... but Viagra seems popular for that sort of thing!)

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Were can i buy that

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you don't need me to tell you that! you're online aren't you??

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