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We have to move the body. The back yard is full of em. Any suggestions?

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    Wigglebottom - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Wigglebottom May 11th, 2012 at 8:27PM

    Wood chipper

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10 Answers to "We have to move the body. The back yard is full of em. Any suggestions?"

  1. livingalone666 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by livingalone666 May 11th, 2012 at 8:45PM

    time to move, lots full, new body patch..

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  2. Shuhak - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Shuhak May 11th, 2012 at 8:39PM

    A wood chipper works quite nicely when trying to dispose of a body. Just make sure the blades are sharp as bone dulls them fast. Have a hose handy to wash down any blood. If you don’t want evidence, make sure all the “debris” is captured in a bag. This bag can then be buried or incinerated (fire should be at least 600 F).

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  3. silentwriter180 - 41-45 years old - female

    Posted by silentwriter180 May 11th, 2012 at 8:38PM

    There a park surrounded by trees right down the street

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  4. onborrowedtime - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by onborrowedtime May 11th, 2012 at 8:36PM

    Just call over some Juggalos and have a party

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  5. lafsnack - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by lafsnack May 11th, 2012 at 8:34PM

    Well most people use the cemetary or crenarorium, but i spose if u have a shuvel and the time, u could burry them under the house.

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  6. Bluethumper - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by Bluethumper May 11th, 2012 at 8:30PM

    Maybe the neighbor will lease you a piece of hers (?)

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  7. fishsweeper - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by fishsweeper May 11th, 2012 at 8:30PM

    Try a scrap yard, where they collapse cars into flat,unrecognizable pieces of junk!

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  8. freeed - 61-65 years old - male

    Posted by freeed May 11th, 2012 at 8:29PM

    You could turn them into zombies to clear 'em out but then you'd have another problem...

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  9. shareit - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by shareit May 11th, 2012 at 8:28PM

    move to a place with a bigger back yard ,,do you have a fly or rodent problem?

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