I went to the general store. They wouldn't let buy anything specific.
Then I went into the book store and asked the sale woman where the self help section was. she said; "If I told you, that would defeat the purpose".
Once I overheard a conversation as a man walked over to an attractive girl: I've lost my wife. Can I talk with you? Why, she asks... "Because every time I talk with pretty girl my wife appears out of nowhere!"
I saw a security guard go up to a group of teens and order them to take off their sunglasses.
It seemed weird to me.