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Frazzill Frazzill 46-50, F 5 Answers Jan 9, 2013 in Jokes & Riddles

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Some mad b***h insisting I donate to her charity or I'll burn in hell...

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> Caller: Your computer has a virus sir !! <br />
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>Me: What ????? Oh no what should I do<br />
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>Caller: Press the Windows Button<br />
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>Me: I am<br />
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>Caller: What can you see on your screen now Sir ?<br />
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Me: Nothing<br />
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Caller: Are you sure <br />
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Me: Yep<br />
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Caller: Can you go into the control panel....<br />
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Me: How <br />
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Caller: Go start/....... (long spiel) <br />
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Me: Oh god I am getting worried now ....... this is a work PC should I notify my supervisor ???? How did this happen:<br />
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Caller: Just press the Windows Button<br />
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Me: I cant see it do anything<br />
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Caller: You should see something pop-up in the corner of your screen ....<br />
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Me: I still cant see anything...........should I switch on PC<br />
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Caller: (Getting Irate Now) yes .... yes turn it on<br />
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Me: Here is the expert coming home now...I will put her on (hand phone to my smart *** 14 yr old son) <br />
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Son: Hi where are you calling from <br />
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Caller: India<br />
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Son: What is the weather like today ?<br />
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Caller: What ?<br />
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Son: Dad is calling his supervisor....dont worry he is a policman<br />
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Caller: line goes dead.....

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I was at work once and answered the phone with the usual jargon only for someone to play funeral music down the phone to me!!

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Sounds like a setup. Should've asked if you could mail them a blank check instead.

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I told them i didn't order any pizza, I wasn't even home and I'm not paying- they said I better give them my credit card info to pay for 3 pizzas or they will report me to police- I told them go ahead- the police will be able to check what phone number really ordered the pizzas-

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That's still bogus. EVERY pizzaria on the plant has caller id. I still think they were attempting to set you up. You did well in your reply to them.

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