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Frazzill Frazzill 46-50, F 5 Answers Jan 9, 2013 in Jokes & Riddles

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Some mad b***h insisting I donate to her charity or I'll burn in hell...

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> Caller: Your computer has a virus sir !!



>Me: What ????? Oh no what should I do



>Caller: Press the Windows Button



>Me: I am



>Caller: What can you see on your screen now Sir ?



Me: Nothing



Caller: Are you sure



Me: Yep



Caller: Can you go into the control panel....



Me: How



Caller: Go start/....... (long spiel)



Me: Oh god I am getting worried now ....... this is a work PC should I notify my supervisor ???? How did this happen:



Caller: Just press the Windows Button



Me: I cant see it do anything



Caller: You should see something pop-up in the corner of your screen ....



Me: I still cant see anything...........should I switch on PC



Caller: (Getting Irate Now) yes .... yes turn it on



Me: Here is the expert coming home now...I will put her on (hand phone to my smart *** 14 yr old son)



Son: Hi where are you calling from



Caller: India



Son: What is the weather like today ?



Caller: What ?



Son: Dad is calling his supervisor....dont worry he is a policman



Caller: line goes dead.....

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I was at work once and answered the phone with the usual jargon only for someone to play funeral music down the phone to me!!

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Sounds like a setup. Should've asked if you could mail them a blank check instead.

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I told them i didn't order any pizza, I wasn't even home and I'm not paying- they said I better give them my credit card info to pay for 3 pizzas or they will report me to police- I told them go ahead- the police will be able to check what phone number really ordered the pizzas-

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That's still bogus. EVERY pizzaria on the plant has caller id. I still think they were attempting to set you up. You did well in your reply to them.

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