"We're basically already married." What does my roommate mean? Did I handle this right?
I f**ked up my foot recently, and as such I can't paint my toenails. So my (male) roommate was sweet enough to loan his toes for me. While I was painting them he started joking about "we're basically already married." I laughed it off by saying "If you want to be married to the most damaged person in the universe." Did I handle that correctly? What do you think it means?