I was so hot one summer night I thought I was a gingerbread lady on a cookie sheet and I was DONE and very anxiously waiting for the spatula to lift me up and put me out of my misery.
Making out with/having sex with a fat hairy slobbery middle-aged man. And I'm straight. At least I think I am. I know if I was gay or bi I wouldn't go for a fat hairy middle aged guy like that...
I dreamt a fridge landed on my head and killed me.......then I woke up.
Once, when I was younger, I had a dream that for a class field trip my class had to go to the moon to fight a war with aliens where the only weapons were buttered biscuits.
i had a dream that there was this huge puffy monster and he was chasing me around and swallowing people
I dreamed that the guy I used to like was wearing an absolutely gorgeous dress. And no one thought anything of it. I didn't even really think anything of it in the dream, I didn't realize it was weird until I woke up.