I was so hot one summer night I thought I was a gingerbread lady on a cookie sheet and I was DONE and very anxiously waiting for the spatula to lift me up and put me out of my misery.
Once, when I was younger, I had a dream that for a class field trip my class had to go to the moon to fight a war with aliens where the only weapons were buttered biscuits.
i had a dream that there was this huge puffy monster and he was chasing me around and swallowing people
Making out with/having sex with a fat hairy slobbery middle-aged man. And I'm straight. At least I think I am. I know if I was gay or bi I wouldn't go for a fat hairy middle aged guy like that...
I dreamt a fridge landed on my head and killed me.......then I woke up.
i dreampt i saw an old teacher i had like freshman year making candles. she was really busy and i seemed to be in her way so i went into the next room. it was a bar and when i sat down i was giggling because all the people at the bar were dressed like slenderman in a santa claus outfit
flying after seeing the danger