If they’re gay for Moleman.
Honestly, I wonder what male mastûrbation feels like.xD
it is a poor substitute
I'm glad I'm not male, though. Oh, online I don't mind talking about my fetishes. I just don't wanna get a ***** at the most awkward of times. xD
if pms really happens
Can't say from personal experience (obviously), but I did a course on sexual anthropology and apparently the research suggests that PMS is not a real thing.