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vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 15 Answers Feb 1, 2013 in Community

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You're not breathing<br />
Your relatives are giving away your clothes<br />
Some shyster lawyer is putting a pen in your hand to sign some document you haven't read<br />
Two members of your family are arguing over your jewelry<br />
Someone is yelling at you "Where is the safety deposit box key?"<br />
Some one is slapping you in the face shouting "where did you hide the gold coins<br />
One of your relatives is on the phone with the insurance company wanting to know how long it takes to cut a check.<br />
One of your kids is on the phone to the funeral home and they are saying "Don't you have anything cheaper?"<br />
Another of your kids is arguing with the nursing home administrator that they shouldn't have to pay for the whole month.<br />
The IRS is hovering over you like the angel of death<br />
You hear people complaining "how much longer is this gonna take?"

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Sounds like you have met my family so I should introduce myself

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Eyes changing color very quickly<br />
Lack of thirst and appetite<br />
Skin tearing easily (for some)<br />
Lungs filling with fluid that has to be pumped out<br />
Weak pulse

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i knew a person had these symptoms and died recently

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snaaapppp

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I knew a person didnĀ“t have this symtoms but died TOO ...

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Wrong lane on a freeway.

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You wake up and find yourself in a hospital and all your family is standing around the bed crying.<br />
When you close your eyes you see the bright light and you go to it.<br />
You heart struggles to beat one more time, but fails.<br />
You open your mouth to breath but water rushes in.<br />
You close you eyes just for a second while driving down the highway.<br />
The little ole lady that cannot see over the steering wheel decides to pull out of parking lot in the path of your motorcycle.<br />
The day you thought, I will just ride my motorcycle to the store without my helmet today, revisit the little ole lady above sign.<br />
Your buddies, dare you to stand on the roof of the car as they drive down the highway.<br />
Walking in your home, smelling a strong odor of natural gas, as you light that last cigarette.<br />
Your friend (Vickie) asked you to please make love to one more time, although you can't catch your breath from the last six times she asked you that last night.

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LOL

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You are chewing. You are breathing. You are thinking. You are paying taxes. The church bell is ringing. The Earth is turning. People are driving. Someone is at the hospital. Animals are hunting. Someone is yelling, "Holy crap!".

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You posted the 10th one

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when the sound of the jet engines stops at midair<br />
when you can't focus the bullet in front of your eyes anymore<br />
when you can choose a meal a la carte in prison<br />
when your diapers are not changed anymore<br />
when you feel a rope around your nack<br />
when you get a sandvich at breakfast again instead of pills in the nursing home<br />
when you ride a bus for free and spot the name 'Guantanamo' <br />
when the hungry bear behind is faster than you<br />
when someone hold a mirror in front of your mouth instead of your eyes<br />
when a carpenter takes your size instead a taylor

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Ok..1Relatives and friends compliment you on your lovely grey pigmentation 2Nurse starts putting sheet OVER your head 3You see unwordly white light,speaking ina voice like Justin Bieber4They keep putting your mirror up to your mouth 5Medical staff arranges your many tubes into charming oragami 6People passing your hospital room break out in Deathcab For Cutie tunes 7 Your internet searches now confined to monument "blowout " sales 8 Distant relatives take lively interest in your "will " 9 when you ask,"Doc how long do i have?",he looks at his watch,AND 10 Hits stopwatch function...

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Lol no one knows when they will die..

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Im pretty sure someone on a plane headed straight down has a decent idea its gonna be over soon

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Yeah

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