drink, drugs lie
go to bars
Tug on Superman's Cape, Spit into the wind, Pull the Mask off the Lone Ranger
don't drink or smoke ,or be mean
Eat meat. Speak Spanish. Go to church.
i don't procrastinate , i don't go to bars or clubs , i don't tweet or blog
cheat on my man
smoke pot- wear tiny miniskirts that make me look lie a **** at school- think about how sexy the characters on Sesame Street are
pee standing up, wear mens clothing and die
Misunderstand ignorance for lack of sentience. Imagine every woman is as sensible as me. Await verbal or physical violence when it can it be so easily swerved.
Never kiss ***, never hit a child, and never fart in front of a lady (I always let her go first)
Wear women's clothes, shoes and undies.
lie w/o a good reason
Live with someone else, vote for right of centre political parties, floss as often as I probably should.