1. I would love to iron and outfit for you.<br />
2. I would love to give you a pedicure.<br />
3. Yes, I mind if you get on top.<br />
4. I don't mind you talking while I'm trying to watch the game.<br />
5. Of course, I will pull over and ask for directions.
My dark roots are showing. <br />
I need to dye my hair.<br />
My husband is a fat slob.<br />
I wear a size 7.<br />
I'm having cramps because my period is starting.
1) But we need to ask someone for directions.<br />
2) Sorry, I really can't fix this.<br />
3) Couldn't we just cuddle tonight ?<br />
4) I don't like the way my butt looks in these jeans.<br />
5) Put some clothes on !
Why didn't you put the toilet seat down?<br />
I can't wait for the next Hugh Grant movie to come out!<br />
Volkswagons are sooo cute.<br />
Do these jeans make my butt look fat?<br />
Why didn't you notice that I got my hair done?
1) lets have lunch at your favorite tea room today <br />
2) do you want me to use starch when I iron your pants and blouses? <br />
3) can we watch "Beaches" tonight? <br />
4) Can we watch the "Sex & The City" marathon this week? <br />
5) I've been drinking too much beer, darling.
(to his buddy) she was right...
Yes that does make your butt look big.<br />
Yes you do look fat in that.<br />
You are such a ***** when you PMS<br />
I hate your cooking.<br />
You give rotten .....
i don't want to have s.ex. i like commitment. (if he knows what's good for him) that makes you look fat. i'm not into cars. i want to come shopping with you.
1. His exact salary particulars to his wife<br />
2. His list of affairs with other girls<br />
3. His weaknesses of any kind<br />
4. Admitting his faults<br />
5. His unfair habits<br />
This is because of his male ego and natural dominating tendency over women.
Should we get every thing in psy. text book? Our experience is our best teacher....This is from life experience..
Wow! You sure can pick em!
no you drive<br />
I will stop and ask for directions <br />
I think that it is best to show weakness<br />
no you are stronger than me <br />
I will stop watching the game and do my chores right now
Do you think this dress makes my thighs look chubby?
I thought I might get lost so I brought a map.
come get your a$$ kicked by woman man....