Give me a break. You don't have to be 13 inches to dangle in the toilet. And until your wife has a baby and you witness a football come out of her **** spare everyone your fanciful tales of "she can't take it". I saw some freakshow pictures of women with eggplants and 34 inch ba<x>seball bats jammed in their *****. Is your 13 incher 6 inches in DIAMETER...I highly doubt it. So, just lube up your hands and go ********** while you dream how giant your **** is. And tell your "wife" that a vagina can stretch to accommodate GIANT ob<x>jects...as if she doesn't already know. And, no I am happy with my little 8" incher. It's almost 2" in diameter. Never had a girl turn it down....I guess that is just a benefit to having a really little ****.
Why do people always use the baby analogy? There are months of pregnancy hormones (including one appropriately named "relaxin" by the medical community) that act to loosen things up. Then dilation occurs over a period of 8+ hours of labor. Then there's a slow painful push of that football sized human in one direction out of the vagina. Considering that some guys (myself included) are literally half the girth of the average baby's head, it's not really super surprising that some couples have problems, even when the woman is fully aroused. In sex the thing is moving both directions and much faster, and is supposed to be pleasurable, not painful. I think it's safe to say that "most can fit most" but I think it's incorrect to say that "all can fit all". I think there are definitely some tight fitting girls and very large guys that are not compatible. In fact, I know from experience there are.
I'n general I enjoy the stares and attention from the bulge it always creates in any clothing, but there are some 'disadvantages'. For example when your as big as me sitting down on a toliet can be an issue, unless I hover my **** is in the water. Also 60-70% of women just 'run' just not interested in a sexual realtionship because they have a preconceived idea of what my **** will do to them. <br />
But the advantages far outweight the disadvanatges (Sorry not going to soften the blow to those average/small guys), i'd never give up a single inch of my size.
how long is it then? flaccid and hard?
Erections are very noticable in any form of clothing really. That sucks because I like the look of skinny jeans, but even my flaccid penis bulges in them. I caught a lady looking at my crotch yesterday actually. Besides that, it's pretty nice having a large penis. Its a chest puffer for a girl to Hold my penis with two hands while giving me head. Another downside though is its too thick for girls mouths and sometimes I get teeth. Not very pleasant!
how long is it? would you show us?
you can only **** elephants
I have been banned from anal... now the wife will only let guys with smaller ***** bang her in the ***... ;)
Believe it or not there are penises so big around that penetration can be painful. And some penises are so long that only a small part of the penis will fit into any part of another person.
Not being able to have a "quickie" without planning it like a battle. Meeting my wife's girlfriends who stare at my crotch while saying "nice to meat you" Hey, my face is up here! Having a glandis seven inches in diameter, and a shaft 6.5 inches. Dangling into the toilet water when I take a number 2. Being a charter member of keeping the KY and Magnum Condom people in business. Finding loose fitting swim suits that always seem to stick to everything. Being horny and everybody knows it. Strange women who want to do it in elevators. But it's a problem that I kind of like, especially when I hear those words "pull it out, it's too big..." hahahhahah.
I am always aware of it. How I position it. Can it be seen. Which pant leg do I put it in? I am maybe 7" flaccid and big balls, when it gets hard, well that's a whole other issue. It's very difficult to get it all positioned just right. I have sort of a long foreskin so depending on how I walk, the foreskin will actually rub my head and get me hard. And hot weather sucks. It always rubs when I walk and my foreskin gets sore and raw. All in all its only fun to have a big penis when its out and free. Several guys at the gym have asked me whats its like being so large, as I often use the dry and wet saunas, i often get hard when talking about my **** too so they often seen it hard. Also the whole package is heavy, if its not supported I can actually feel the weight of everything.
Several times, depending on privacy etc.
That's exactly it! I guess yours dwarfs mine, but mine is thick, and not necessarily monstrously long (you are 7" flaccid? I am lucky to not have THAT size!), but my nuts are big. It is like you said - heavy, and hot weather is just annoying. It drives you crazy with discomfort. There are types of underwear that help a little, though, by lifting the package away from the legs - but then the whole units can totally be on display, depending on the pants.
My **** is too big for the love of my life, having a big **** is fun, but sex can be unsatisfying, my gf can only go for around 2 minutes before she cant take anymore. a lot of women turn you down as well but I would change my **** for anything, my gf tries and that is all I can ask
I know someone who left here husband because his large one wouldn't stand up anywhere near enough. Its not what you've got that counts. Its what you can do with it.
I'm sure that's not the only reason she left him...Trust me. There are other issues. Sex is physical. The emotional issues are what cause split-ups. How does his inability make HIM feel about himself? How does he treat her?
Furthermore, a man that can't get it up can be forgiven if he does everything else right. ;-)
I would have to agree on everything stated so far, my biggest problem is when walking around its so uncomfortable. I have to chose what pant leg I want my **** to hang down and when I walk it rubs the underwear and gives me an erection! It was always nice in school to walk around with a nice bulge having all the girlys lookin at my crotch but now working in the construction buisness around a bunch of guys all the time and in close proximity it gets kind f awkward when you catch another guy staring.. Can't take a dump without using 1 hand to hold my **** up and my balls saggin into the water.. Just about every morning u wake up with an erection which poses a problem when you share a hotel room with a coworker and when they wake up first to see your fully erect member pitching a tent. It's hard to find a girl that wants a real relationship anymore because from the girls I have been with go around telling all their friends about my member and thts made its way around so it just seems I'm wanted for my ****.. Not a bad thing at all but when your not tryin to date ***** and want a real relationship it's a problem. And did I ever mention not being able to fully insert your penis when having intercourse? Sometimes not being able to ****** because she can't take it for more than 10 minuits.. Although through all that and countless more problems I can't name right now, I wouldn't trade a single inch out of 11. Just a little insight from a guy with a large member.
I would love to have aman with large penis. Nothing ridiculous. I love a nice size penis. Makes me hot
What is your idea size???
Well Being married to a man with a truly giant one, there can be several disadvantages. Obviously sex. It took me years to get used to it and even now we can only get some of it in me-sorry if that it too desc<x>riptive but even still it can be troublesome and we have been married over 17 years. Also clothing I make him wear rel baggy pants but when we go on vacation it when he comes out of the pool or the beach if his baggy extra long swimsuit hugs his thighs then he gets tons of stares. he wakes up all the time because he is constantly pinching it when he rolls. Also I have to be careful in public places not to get him excited otehrwise he has to run to the restroom and --adjust. Anyway I thought I would chime in here with some problems we have.
I wish I was married to a man with his problem! Well--I wish I was married to him!
I know all about his problems, believe me. I feel like mine is a handicap a lot of times
Yes being huge can be a handicap> Some people do not realize how cumbersome it can be.
I love going commando but with a huge penis its too obvious. With an 8 inch flaccid penis flopping around everyone notices and thinks you are a pervert.
My boyfriend solves that by wearing thongs as underwear
Early on the the biggest disadvantage to my penis was the fact that it grew before I did. In 7th grade i was 5 1" with an 8 inch penis, and it was hard as hell hiding it especially in class when i was a victim to erections like any other boy. I had to buy my clothes huge and i wore tall t shirts to hide it. If i didnt have one clean i wore compression shorts so i had more control and still something i do to this day. A disadvantage because compression shorts arent the most comfortable or cheap underwear substitute. I also hated getting physicals, it was a nightmare and they all instences they have been very uncomfortable with the doctors extresion if they dont look, the work they have to do to position my testicles is indescribable. Now that i make my own money i have all my inseams tailored 3 inches lower, jeans aswell. In high school my height started to match somewhat. Sitting in public restrooms is out of the question because i cant rest my penis over the lid because of that typical toilet lid gap. Plus the the water in public restrooms tends to higher and i cant have my unit the water oh hells no. As of now being a fully grown adult my penis size hasnt been acceptable for the majority of women. I find myself thinking about penis reduction which for some may seem crazy but i almost dont think it would matter because i dont always get to my full length because of my girth. As of now im about 6 feet tall and my penis 11 5/8 inches and my girth is 7 3/4 inches. I feel like if i were just 2-4 inches shorter and so thick i would be beyond happy with myself instead of feelin so self conscience of it. For me athletic supporters are the only way to only the way to go in public, because itll be over 8 inches flaccid in warm weather especially. My penis has a huge factor in why i was t able to pursue sports like i wanted. Especially in track and football where i tried every trick in the book to try and hide it. I remeber the first track meet i was in and all we had for uniforms was the singlet, the looks i got as a young man i wouldn't necessarily wish on others especially the adult female attention i got every now and then. I remember my mom going off on a women in the supermarket. My penis has caused my me more uncomfortable situations id like to experience. I guess God doesnt put people through anything they cant handle and over come. And no im not donating any of penis after reduction as my friends joke about with me.
I'm not at all in this group of large penises as I sport a healthy 8'inches which has never broken down in all my years of erotic experiences.......however,I would love to wake up one morning and have a huge ****,accompanied with a note saying,"Hey you are the lucky owner of a huge **** for 30 days! Here is a list of possible women who might acommodate your new friend;Read instructions and use it well".<br />
It's basically like have a large luxurious car,brilliant on the highways,awkward in town,tricky in villages and impossible to park!<br />
But finally I'm happy with what I've got because it came with my head,body,hands and feet......so to be grateful for what I have is just fine.....even if in the showers at school I never dared expose myself due to the cold North Yorkshire weather during sport lessons,mine just disappeared!<br />
And the only time I realized that it was nothing really to do with size,is when I'm making a woman laugh so hard that she throws her head back,breasts pop out and she pees herself laughing.....now that's fun,especially when they say,"STOP! Stop,it's too much,you're hurting me!"....then I lay on the punch line for good keeps!<br />
So big boys,brush up on your tickling skills and they'll do anything else you want!
8 inches is huge, sir...I'm just under 7.5 inches and can't even fit all of it in most women.
Well I'm not sure that my intentions are to fit it all in,more interested in staying power,multiple ******* for her,zero breaks so that anything can be attempted at any moment......I think that my wonderful **** has served me so well that I should award it a medal.....most men have male names for their *****,well mine has a female name....she never lets me down!
Having people see you trying to hide it if it gets hard unexpectedly
1. Not being able to hide it when an unexpected stiffy comes along (the trouser bulge that can't be hidden, or worse, can't stand up properly when it gets hard sitting down)<br />
2. Being with a woman who won't take it because it is "too big", especially anal.
The women that won't take it are the worst! In time, most women can adjust to a big ****. Sometime, when women say it's too big and CAN'T take it, they may be genuinely afraid. I can sympathize with them and take it slowly. I'll do what it takes to ease them into it.
However, if they WON'T take it they are usually selfish *******. Selfishness is a huge turn off. I **** them, leave, and never call again...That sounds kind of ******, I know but I have no respect for them.
Well, first off, erections are always noticable In jeans, sweats, whatever. But honestly,
Getting aroused in public and wearing shorts...it's something that I've gotten used to...