Your boyfriend runs away in terror.
no1 you miss your period, no2 morning sickness,moody , tired for the first three months
you miss your period after having sex
in my experience; about 2 weeks pregnant and I just felt WEIRD. didn't want to smoke ciggaretts anymore, didn't want to drink anymore, I drank ONE beer (I DIDNT KNOWWW I WAS PREG. YET) and almost threw up.. by the third week I took a pregnancy test and it was positive. went to the clinic and they confirmed I was about 3 weeks pregnant. yayyyyyy (((: LOL WHAT UP ******* MY UTERUS WORKS
******* positive on a pregnancy test? I've never been pregnant, sorry.
The realization the condom broke?
You miss your period, head aches, a little cramping, sick to your stomach, breast tenderness
Craving for a post coital sandwich 30 seconds into the pregnancy. Not to be confused with standard post coital sandwich urges.
You pee on a stick and it says pregnant...
Being paranoid that you may be pregnant