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BloviatingBuffoon BloviatingBuffoon 70+, F 55 Answers Nov 15, 2012 in Health

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Why would you want to?

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Pros:<br />
Healthy release<br />
No pregnancy<br />
No STDs<br />
No promiscuity <br />
Cons:<br />
Prudes might disapprove

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soak your hands in hot sauce

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Have your grandma live in the same room with you. The smell of ointment and pee will put an end to jacking off REAL quick.

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Yikes

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Have sex...or think of something horrible. Why would you stop? That's a great stress reliever.

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Sometimes I do feel a bit depressed

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Well then...there you go...**********...it helps...

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..Self control probably works best.

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Get someone to do it for you<br />
Then it becomes mutual gratification

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Why would you want to?

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Why, I jerk of once a day and **** the wife too. im very horny and wiould never consider stoping

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Handcuffs, chasity belt, and don't ride horses. <br />
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But why would you want to? I've seen no proven studies showing that people who pleasure themselves regularly are worse off than those who don't. (Then again, those who don't pleasure themselves seem to be consistently more s*xually frustrated.)

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Have adequate sex.

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Get a fake ***** toy, like I had once, or get some real *****! MM..Juicy.

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I'm still trying to figure that one out myself.

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wear boxing gloves dont ride bike dont ride armchair throw away pillows dont cross legs hmm aint possible lololol

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Become a Lutheran...

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Stop moving your hand. ;-)

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Lol ok

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plenty of real sex, like, with another person

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Handcuff your hands to the bed post or behind your back works extremely well.

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Chastity belt

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Ahhhh BUFFOON, just use a TOOTHBRUSH!!!

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Lolllll

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