Prudes might disapprove
Why would you want to?
soak your hands in hot sauce
Have sex...or think of something horrible. Why would you stop? That's a great stress reliever.
Well then...there you go...**********...it helps...
..Self control probably works best.
Get someone to do it for you
Then it becomes mutual gratification
Have your grandma live in the same room with you. The smell of ointment and pee will put an end to jacking off REAL quick.
Handcuffs, chasity belt, and don't ride horses.
But why would you want to? I've seen no proven studies showing that people who pleasure themselves regularly are worse off than those who don't. (Then again, those who don't pleasure themselves seem to be consistently more s*xually frustrated.)
Have adequate sex.
Get a fake ***** toy, like I had once, or get some real *****! MM..Juicy.
I'm still trying to figure that one out myself.
wear boxing gloves dont ride bike dont ride armchair throw away pillows dont cross legs hmm aint possible lololol
Become a Lutheran...
Stop moving your hand. ;-)
plenty of real sex, like, with another person
Handcuff your hands to the bed post or behind your back works extremely well.
Ahhhh BUFFOON, just use a TOOTHBRUSH!!!
Think of something disgusting?
Try not to get horny. Good luck!