I love you
don't be. it didn't happen to me personally. Just to a good friend of mine.. A few of them.
Not fat at all.
There are three famous lies told by men. <br />
The cheque is in the mail<br />
i promise I will only put it in a little bit and if it hurts I will take it right out. <br />
I Promise I won't *** in your mouth.
"I did not have sex with that woman!" Bill Clinton
"I'm good in bed"
I will leave my wife soon <br />
I love you <br />
I will be there for you no matter what <br />
I am not the jealous type <br />
I do not get mad
I'm not married OR I am married but my marriage hasn't been good for a long time OR I'm 7.5 inches.
I (insert name) do solemnly swear to honor, love, trust, cherish and care for you in sickness and in health, for richer and for poorer until the day that I die.
No, baby... your butt looks good in those jeans.
i love you
black is beautiful<br />
the check is in the mail<br />
and I won't *** in your mouth lol
I am on way : )
I am busy lol
Tobacco does not cause cancer.
You are beautiful and someone special.
You don't need contraception, I only fire blanks!!
i love you
The biggest lie men tell is how many women they've slept with.
u look pretty ... no need to diet ^ ^ oups
1. I love you<br />
2. I can't live without you.<br />
3. You can give me your number. I will never trouble you.<br />
4. I am reaaaaaallllyyy good in bed. <br />
5. I don't like seeing tears in your eyes