Have a Sauna party, if it's cold in december there. I've been to a couple, it was fun.. w/ the right people =D
Idk where in Lafayette is a sauna, but you can google it or ask people
I was glad to do it
Buy a copy of the "Mayan" calendar and laugh.
Hazmat suit<br />
All kidding aside, a Nexus 7 might be a good gift. It's multifunctional and it's well made.
Make a firm rule:<br />
"NO Merry Christmas AND happy birthday" gifts