While avoiding jail is generally a good idea, getting revenge without hurting someone is just no fun at all. You don't have to physically cripple someone to get even. Mentally crippling someone is just as enjoyable and very legal.
The best way to get revenge on someone is to ignore it and move on.
I have been dying to ask this! You beat me to it!
Something involving their toothbrush.
kill them really fast. THink about it: if they feel no pain.... did you HURT them? NO! And you won't have to deal with them anymore. So there you go. May the force be with you.
Somebody call the dork police, and tell them to bring a net!
I think mind games are the most fun to get back at someone .If I were in you place I would wear a low cut blouse to your in laws and let POPS and the men in the sister in laws live get a good ole view down your blouse. I think it would be great fun to watch them get a woody and try to get more of a look. How sweet it would be to know that at that time their thoughts were about you and not them. Just think of how irritating it would be to the ladies if they caught “their” men looking or better yet hard.<br />
I worked with this real B..ch once she was a real pain in the rear. then I found out that she always wanted the toilet paper to roll over the top and would get upset if it didn't. with the help of some of my female friends<br />
the tp was always on backwards for her. OH she would get PO and have a fit......lots of fun and it just made her look stupid.
The best revenge is living well.
Put superglue in their eye dropper.
Blindness? Sounds like assault. Pretty sure you could go to jail for that.
Damn there's some evil people on here tonight.
That would depend on what you're seeking revenge on!
Pour a fat fat fat bucket of green slime on their heads somehwere in public. Like you were on Nickolodeon. That is a very great and highly underused tactic for revenge.
Showing them that whatever happened doesn't phase you. Continue to treat them well.
Sometimes mentally crippling doesn't work, physically showing the person how much rage you want to inflict and teach them a lesson not to mess with you again, then so be it thats how you want it. For me I rather beat the living 16th chapel out of my dad for many reasons but physically crippling can be severe to certain people who are frail and can't stand blows, better ignore them for so much that they'll get mad and they'll feel what it feels like to be pissed like if you were being disrespected much.