What are some Good witty comebacks to a girl who thinks she's all tough and owns the place?
This girl calls me a geek and treats me like she could break me in half like a toothpick. She's about 5'8 and 90% of her weight looks like fat. She's approx. 160 pounds. She talked about smashing my face because I arrived in class early and she said stuff on facebook on her wall ''oh yeahh i went easy on him i cud break him in half in a second ha'' I want to try and shut her up because she beat up my old friend once, and broke his jaw too. She also beat up his mother (I'm not even kidding) so i need to know how to make comebacks to these kinds of 'girls'. (I ain't afraid of hitting a girl, btw, if they want equal rights so bad, I'll give it to them!)