After my son was born I wore a rubber for boom-boom.One night,after a vigorus session,I went to remove the rubber and my ex wanted to take it off for me.Well she grabbed it and pulled and it slipped out of her hand and snapped back hitting the 'jewels'.I dropped to the ground and would not let her touch me for a long time.After I got over the ain we had a good laugh about it.

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ummmmmmm OK so I had this longtermboyfriend (about 3yrs). Things were kind of fizzing out SO I decided to spice things up and seduced him right in the back yard......it was dusk and kinda dark....it was in the middle of "happy fun time" and I FELT eyes on me. I turned my head to look and was eye to eye with a very curious skunk.......................kinda ruined the moment but still makes me laugh!!!

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OMG that is a classic- wish I was the skunk though be some great views :p

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