Is life really that depressing for you to wanna kill yourself. I think honestly you don't wanna do it because your on here asking questions on how to painlessly. Either way pain will not only be caused to you but to people around you that care as well. Seek help
i'll let you know once i get to 'the other side'
get a wrench and smash your nuts out
If you know where the nightime cold mess are, just have an overdose after everyone in your house is asleep. Or u could eat a tub full of beans and make everyone sorry for pushing u over the edge