"Take your time getting to the point; I'm going to live forever."
im afraid i like sarcasim ..good one.
"Did your mother have any children that lived?"<br />
"I thought you were a normal guy /girl, but then you opened your mouth."<br />
"Did that outfit come with a free meal at the homeless shelter?"
Nice face! Did your mom buy it for you?
depends.. when it comes down to it and it's a real bad fight I just get personal. b1tches don't like that sh1t.. they flip out lol. but it's honest. and that's why it hurts.
The meanest comeback is to say nothing... smile, walk away and act as if it didn't bother you. Maybe give them a confused smirk and a giggle, so they KNOW you think they are a fool.
I've got a million of 'em!
If you wanna know anything about mistakes just ask your parents.
Are you always that stupid/ugly or is today a special occasion? <br />
Were you born on a highway because I heard most accidents happen there<br />
Did your mother ever tell you to leave the house?<br />
Your parents must be real angry to born a person like you.<br />
Nice shirt, did you buy it from Baby Gap?<br />
I'm real busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
I could say something really mean but my mum always told me to be nice to disabled children & I would tell say what I think of you but you wouldn't get it. Maybe when youre a bit older your mummy will explain it to you.
guy: did it hurt when you fell from hevan<br />
girl: did it burn when you crawled from hell
ankle........ its 3 feet below a cun* or a dic*