Forgetting the LEMON in the LEMON POLENTA CAKE, and forgetting the MUSHROOMS in the MUSHROOM STEW.<br />
Don't tell my dad I said that.

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* graduating high school (it’s downhill from there)<br />
* Getting AARP literature in the mail (without asking for it)<br />
* A little child staring at you and then stating loudly, “wow, you’re old” (you little punk!)<br />
* The bagger at the supermarket asking you if you need help to our car (no, you can’t hit them)<br />
* There’s more hair in the drain than on your head (don’t comb so hard)

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aging

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That bottle of little blue pills. :P

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kraft"s disease

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When the sign in the restaurant says "We card everyone under 95".....and you dont get carded.

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When you forget that catching the girl of your dreams, is a dream.

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