How about "My choice in men - THAT could've gone better."<br />
Or how about "My husband went to prison and all I got was this dang tattoo!"<br />
"Federal prison - when it absolutely positively has to be anal rape overnight."<br />
"My guy's in prison - damn, now he'll know for sure this kid ain't his!"
A **** this I'm off tattoo
An abbreviated copy of a divorce decree.
heart in chains:)
A bar of soap to represent all the bum lovin' he's getting
A picture of a hand holding onto one of the bars, with some bars around it and his name written on one of the fingers.