Never procrastinate :b
Spend more than I get
Smoke more than 20 cigs a day
Phone while driving
Any s hitty job I dont wanna
Murder, arson, cannibalism, J-walking, heavy drug use, and prison break.
She said AGAIN !! You mean at one time you murdered ? Ate human flesh ?
Drink beer thats been in someones fridge for an indefinite amount of time.
Post on EP, dammit I did it again.
go to work still drunk or hung over, stick a butter knife in the toaster and put aluminum foil in the microwave...
Answer BloviatingBuffoon's questions.
****, I've fallen again for it!
give a chick anal
Drive or ride with expired tags....and pay attention to when they expire. I was stupid and was off an entire month. I was pulled over on my motorcycle. A simple 2 hour meeting at 5AM turned into an impounded bike, cops leaving me alone on the side of the freeway to call my husband for a ride home, a ticket, a missed day at work and $900. I had to inspect, register, and pay all impound and fees before they would let me take it. Fffuuuhhhh.
No more drugs or alcohol. No stealing. Or basically no more crime. No more road rage.
lick my woman's piles!