Tell them you are a Aztec High Priest and need a Virgin so sacrifice, like I did once. My house was put on their Blacklist. Yeh Me!!!!
they want you Tonybolgna and they want you bad.
I tell them that I need a blood transfusion and ask what blood type they are. If they can help me I would be glad to change my religion.
The nearest bathroom .
More minions :P
Me and my best friend told them that they interupted our lesbian sex. One of the JW eyes got really big (looked like "i wanna be in on that!") and the other went on a rant about how God had a problem with it. So we sent them to a kid who bullied us house.
Others of the 144 chosen to go up full body in the rapture....I'm thinking ba<x>sed on hotness.....I am sooo in
i'm lookin to cut corners---Hey a familiar theme in my life
sheep, they are in desperate need of more talking sheep
I dunno but they think i have it......STOP CALLING I AINT GOT IT ! :-)
But he doesn't want any of those f*cking magazines, so he hides all over the place.
In obedience to Christ's command, they are looking for those who are searching for spiritual truth. However, if you don't want them to call on you simply ask them to put you on their "Do Not Call" list, that's all :)
when I lived in Texas I had so many different religious groups coming to my door almost daily I had to put a sign on the door. It was polite but clear that I did not want sales, canvassers, and religious callers.
They think they are saving you from Armageddon so you'll live thru it.