$#!t- forgot to pick up tampons
Of course I'll do the dishes.
Is this my colour?
Sorry not tonight.
"Does my butt look big on these jeans?"
"sorry honey i'm going to be late, I got a flat tire and need to wait for AAA to fix it".
"Let's just be completely open and honest"
"Let me in your head, I want to know what you're thinking and feeling"
"Do I look too fat in this?"
I'm so hurt. You just don't understand me.
Its ok I'll sleep on the wet patch :)
Of course I don't want to watch the football. LOL
What are you thinking? :)