I love women<br />
I hate men<br />
I'm more than a freak
My name is Mike<br />
I like the color blue.<br />
I have a crush on Penny from TBBT.
I like beer I like beer I don't like beer.
I've literally been around the world twice<br />
I've been in jail<br />
I've been to Australia and loved it
I love music.<br />
I care about other people's happiness.<br />
I'm where I want to be in life.
I'm a vegeterian, I've slept with 15 men, I'm muslim
i am a published author <br />
i am a phd <br />
i work for the n s a
I was the target of a robbery that involved men in fake uniforms and a tazer.<br />
I can sing like you wouldn't believe.<br />
I've met David Byrne and Method Man.
Nope. That's a true story.
I was gonna tell it, but maybe I should save that story considering I've never posted a "story" yet.
What's going on with you? I've been told that Australia is culturally the most similar country to the US. Agree/disagree?
It was just some dude who said that to me. No reason to believe him. Hows your island this time of year?
lol you're not there anymore huh. Im gonna guess that you're in..... Arizona?
I live in a factory <br />
I have a dog named smoke<br />
I was an all A student
not bad my uncle owns a factory that we converted into apartments and a warehouse I have a dog name Smoke and i never even made the a&b honor roll
Im divorced...im 41<br />
And i have a 12" c*ck
i don't lie<br />
i do lie<br />
i play golf...