As parents feel the biggest joy as a gift when they see their child growing in right direction.I can give Jesus a promise that atleast I'm trying to find right directions,and willing to listen his softer voice which is always there but we as a human are so busy to pay heed to that voice.
How about a "software" gift ? To adopt one of the values HE gave to the world and remove one quality He advised against.
Jesus was probably born in October.
You mean Santa Claus, surely?
An ounce of weed and some chocolate brownies
I bet he would dam well appreciate it too
Call waiting, I can never get through to that fool
No I declined.
I will have a drink to celebrate
a new snapback
I know what I'm getting myself on my Bday.....
"passion of the Christ"...just wanna see his reaction
should be splendid