To care what other people think of me.
Chase behind me mom saying mommy mommy, I want Happy Meal." Good days :( Now I buy my own :p
Date women under 40.
But that's OK with me, because women over 40 are BETTER! They don't play any "kids" games.
Work a double shift at the potato warehouse. Or any work that requires lifting 80-100 lb. loads all day.
chase after girls your age! lol
Believe that the world is anything more than a cesspool waiting to swallow us all up and suffocate us in its shít.
oh come on never to old
I call bullshit! hahahaha
Wear something that's totally not age-appropriate even though I still have the figure for it...!
I'm too old to play with teddy bears :p
To be a father I suppose. I should have been one by now
Get out of a chair without grunting.
Aside from wearing diapers, I can't think of a thing ;-)
I'm always young to do anything.
Actually nothing.. always feel like a kid lol
Watch Barney and Friends... I'm old enough to understand that in real life, dinosaurs don't make friends with children and play with them.
Eat mud pies.
Fall down without damage.
whatch thomas the tank engine without ridicule lol