Dont leave your girfriends contact details on your computer just in case your wife has a look
No good deed goes unpunished.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
"I am an optimist, unrepentant and militant. After all, in order not to be a fool an optimist must know how sad a place the world can be. It is only the pessimist who finds this out anew every day."
"He uses facts the way a drunk man uses lampposts; for support rather than illumination."
One thing I've learned about life is "it goes on."....by Robert Frost
Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his mocassins.
A Fool and His Money are Soon Parted.