Two skinny women and a piece of plywood.
a side of a box, and it was fun!
his beer belly
Probably his wife
He straps his sister to the underside of Grandma's wheelchair,careful though you want her face down and backwards so you can steer with her overbite!
Cardboard box. Car hood. Tractor tubes were the best though.
What's a REDNECK?.....The same as a BROWN ARSE?
His belt buckle, it's big enough and polished very smooth with wool.
A casket lid.
door from the trailer bathroom, or the tailgate from the pickup truck on the front lawn
his underwear that he wore all last week
Just about anything you can think of including but not limited to trash can lid, trash can, cooler lid, cooler, surfboard, cardboard, an actual sled, another person,or even their own butt.
a crib mattress, my kids use ours as a sled down the stairs everyday!
A car sunroof.
A pick up truck.
well we have used box's,,,,crates,,,with the four wheeler,,,I didn't my kids and my husband do,,,lol,,,Mary
When I was a kid and it snowed one time, we used a bit of left over linoleum flooring as a sled. Redneck enough for you?
A tire, or an inner-tube, or a piece of cardboard. They don't even need snow, just a steep embankment like at a highway underpass.
ChipmunkErnie said it...
the old refridge from the front portch