You could try putting a carrot in your no no place.
watch ****. Lots and lots of ****. That should give you some ideas. And if it's not enough find a girl over 18 to experiment along with you. That is the most fun I can think of.
Do you have a sister? Borrow her panties and dresses. Your mothers if you have to, but learn to enjoy femininity
What The ****?
You'll need a Shop Vac
Ice cubes, fur, strands of pearls wrapped around several times, silk. No vacuum cleaners though ok?
warm apple pie
Get an 18 year old girl to experiment along with you.<br />
Better yet, get a 28 year old girl to share her experiences with you.