You could try putting a carrot in your no no place.
Do you have a sister? Borrow her panties and dresses. Your mothers if you have to, but learn to enjoy femininity
What The ****?
You'll need a Shop Vac
Ice cubes, fur, strands of pearls wrapped around several times, silk. No vacuum cleaners though ok?
warm apple pie
Get an 18 year old girl to experiment along with you.<br />
Better yet, get a 28 year old girl to share her experiences with you.