You could try putting a carrot in your no no place.
watch ****. Lots and lots of ****. That should give you some ideas. And if it's not enough find a girl over 18 to experiment along with you. That is the most fun I can think of.
Do you have a sister? Borrow her panties and dresses. Your mothers if you have to, but learn to enjoy femininity
What The ****?
You'll need a Shop Vac
Ice cubes, fur, strands of pearls wrapped around several times, silk. No vacuum cleaners though ok?
warm apple pie
Sure garbage disposals a good one.. or vacuum cleaner .... hair dryer in the bath works too...
Get an 18 year old girl to experiment along with you.<br />
Better yet, get a 28 year old girl to share her experiences with you.