Throw it in the damn garbage and do something constructive! Lol
put an earthworm and go fishing
You can make earings
I'm not sure but you know macgyver would have a million uses for it
I don't know what you can do with it, but it'd be child's play for me to kill you with it.
Make a clothes hanger for notes to yourself.
put it in your arse and you'll be a kite
Make a VERY cheap necklace for a girl.