Get off your fat, lazy @ss and make it yourself. Unless you're incapable of making a sandwich, which means you're not looking for a girlfriend you're looking for a mum.
young and smart at your age
Thanks Ned! I have my moments
Did you think you married your mother lol.
Learn how to cook, i heard men make excellent chefs.:)
get use to the dog house
I was going to tell him to ask you......but I see you have no answer either.....lol
I am use to it now
Spank her, then leash her in the kitchen. Open the padlock only when she makes it delicious.
C'mom mom! I'm hungry!!
you can say "thanks for reminding me that women are not there just for my needs" and make your own of course :)
tell her you love her
Refuse to get her a drink next time she asks
Just for a change of tone, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you AREN'T an overly-entitled hypocrite:
Give her a taste of her own medicine and refuse to make her sandwiches when she asks for them, which you thus far always have done, because as mentioned you aren't a massive hypocrite.
please make me a sandwich, i love you!
"that's ok darling, i'll make one myself and would you like one also?"
Tell her if she makes you one you'll make her...something else later. ;)
Raise your voice? Maybe she didn't hear you ask?
that happens everyday in this 13 year marriage.....
tell her that you are going to bend her over your knee and give her a spanking if she refuses to make you a sandwich