lmao...yeah your a 41 year old....
Wait, you live with your mother…. and you are in your 40's.
I must be a sinister person because your comment prompted me to burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter!
a kitchen knife
Bananas are 35 cents a pound
Depends on what type of ****** u want for clitoral use back of electric toothbrush or a back massager for vaginal use a cucumber shave it down to your size
Tal ves un pepino.
Wow, um, okay, I doubt your mom would care. Anyway, don't use a broom and sit on the washer, one girl did that and impaled herself by accident.
i think I've seen a photo that might be that very incident that you have just mentioned but I saw that photo decades ago
CLEARLY you're not 41-45 asking THIS question, r u
Your Mum already knew since you were 12.
I use a coat hanger. A plastic one, the ones you get in stores along with the clothes.
Tell your Mom you will do the washing and unbalance 2 of its standing legs on the spin cycle then
A wine bottle, flashlight,frozen cucumber and add me for more suggestions