"You made your bed- now you're gonna have to lie in it."
"What did I tell you?!"
"You heard what I said!!"
"Keep your thighs closed and your knees crossed."
"Money doesn't grow on trees ya know!"
My mama never had any problem expressing herself.
Now though, what she says to me most often is, "Is there anything ya'll need?"
I'm going to fix your wagon. Keep it up. Turn off those lights. We're not related to Edison. I said NO. Don't touch anything. Where's my strap? Are you going to sleep all day? The only thing open at two in the morning is a pair of legs. Por que BECAUSE.
Be better than me or was that be better at it? I'm confused.
You dont buy a cow if you get the milk for free, / dont leave for tomorrow what you can do today, and I mothered lazy and doofus and im not getting paid enough fr it.
cheer up charlie
There'll be days like this.
not to come
Just stay friends with them. (when I ask advice about love)
run Forest !!
dont ply with your food.... but she loves cats. go figure.
Toys and food dont mix!